Tag: Funny Shayari SMS

Tum sada hanste raho.
Muskurate raho.
Khilkhilate raho.
Khush raho.
Sada gungunate raho.
Mera kya hai log tumhe hi pagal samjhenge.

Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
Par yaad tumhari aati hai.
Jab saans wahan par leti ho,
To badboo yahaan tak aati hai.

Tujhe pane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu,
Tere pyar mein jee aur mar sakta hu.
Phir bhi tu nahi mili to koi gham nahi,
Yeh formula dusri pe bhi try kar sakta hu.

Tujhe pane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu,
Tere pyar mein jee aur mar sakta hu.
Phir bhi tu nahi mili to koi gham nahi,
Yeh formula dusri pe bhi try kar sakta hu

Tu kahe to chaand taare tod du,
Tu kahe to bandh darwaaje khol du,
Tu kahe to yeh duniya chhod du,
Tu ek baar haske to dekh mere dost,
Tere saare gande daanton ko tod du.

Tere khoobsurat aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin lagte,
Chaahe jitnaa bhi roye lekin kabhi sachche nahin lagte.

Tumse mil kar ho gaya zindagi se pyar,
Ab humein chhod kar mat jana yaar,
Bin tere hum jee na paayenge,
Tum na hoge to hum ULLU kise banayenge.

Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya
Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya
Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya
Paglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya.

Tumhe kya pata ke GUM kya hai,
Tumhe kya pata GUM kise kehte hain,
Tum kya jaano GUM kya cheez hain,
Kyonki
Tumne to hamesha THOOK se hi envelop chipkaya hai.

Tere pyaar main kitna intezaar kiya,
Tere pyaar main kitna intezaar kiya.
Aur uss intezaar mein na jane kitno se pyaar kiya.